I am quite cynical, apathetic, and analogical.
I like grammar. I plan to teach English.
I am like to a many sided coin; some of my attributes contradict themselves.
As such, I am rude and crude and socially unacceptable, yet feel guilt when disobeying a rule or law that I find just. (but doesn't suit me at the moment)
I am rude and polite, I am an introspective attention seeker, and a juicy contradiction.